the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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