woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Randomize
