i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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