Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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