I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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