i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
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I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize