seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
wow bdsm is so cute
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