Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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