they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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