Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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