ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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