hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
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It's shark week go big or go home
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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