I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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