we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
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how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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