Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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