Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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