someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Barsexuality is the new black.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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