I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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