so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
