Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just saw a hot homeless man
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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