Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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