Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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