CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
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i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
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I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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