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where am i from again
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.