ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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