Soap is not a condiment
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
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I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Farmville is her only friend.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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