You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
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I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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