too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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