In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
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If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
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When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
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I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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