I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
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Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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