Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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