dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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