I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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