You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Randomize
