Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
How's work?
Spinning.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize
