Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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