glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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