scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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