Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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