I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I accidentally had phone sex last night
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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