she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
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Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
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