Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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