Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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