I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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