I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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