I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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