so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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