This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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