Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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