How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
