I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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