i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
