what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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